Archive for February, 2008

Loose Morals 2

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Goddam you Fox TV. I hope your producers and writers all burn in some HBO crafted hell. Why does this movie bring on this rant you ask? Because (phony) ‘reality’ shows are destroying the entertainment industry…next thing you know they will have ‘reality’ plays on Broadway, but oh my god bringing that shit into porn…if I wanted shit in porn I would be watching scat.

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Four mostly time wasting scenes of bimbos who dyslexically deliver a diahretic diatribe where you go oh-my-god won’t you ever shut up and use your mouth for something other than yapping away, like seriously dude, the beginning of each of these scenes you may as well just go off and grab a cheeseburger or something.

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Now to be fair, I will admit that if you were to edit out the bimbo babble and splice together just the sex, then some of this movie would be splooge-worthy.

Loose morals 2 gets that oh so loose number, a zero, on the cocks-up scale because even though like I said, the sex was hot, porn needs to remember that it is porn, and it isn’t there to entertain or to try to be intelligent.

Handjobs 10

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Dayyyy-Hooo-oh

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Orgasmic Light Orchestra

Friday, February 29th, 2008

His Basket O Balls Was Like A Basketball To Her

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Pragmatic Plastics

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Spreading It For Justice

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Americas Fuck Team Of The Future

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Pillow-Pads For Pommies

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Reality Check

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008