Save Our Seas

June 14th, 2008

This is an environmentalist’s nightmare in the making…and yet another example of mankind’s cruelty to animals in their natural habitat.

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These poor little sharks are about to eat these people and because the people are not natural food that these friendly sharks are used to, and even worse yet covered in sun-oil, they are going to lead to the death of these poor sharks and potentially have a horrible ripple effect on others…someone get the SPCA.

Catfish Fever

June 14th, 2008

PinkandPerfect.com knows that the summertime brings lots of activities that aren’t enjoyed at other times of the year…

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The hot slutty models want to remind everyone that fishing isn’t only for men as demonstrated by this chick getting her rod ready and checking the tuna that she caught in her fishnet.

Some Inspirational Mothers

June 13th, 2008

When people think of places to find the most motherly mothers whoever mothered, MILFVixen.com is home of the best mothers in the world

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After all, a couple of the main standards for motherhood are being ready to bend over any which way, stand on your head and make the earth move if needs be to help out America’s youth with their heavy loads…and I’m sure this lucky young stud is feeling the earth move.

Racist Raunch

June 13th, 2008

This just goes to show that many negroes have just as many stereotypes about honkies as white people do about blacks.

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See now reality is different, as we know white chicks crave that big black dick and all the white chicks I’ve done could easily take that guys cock with room for another.  What this picture needs is one of those tiny twat thai chicks.

Look Johnny, No Hands

June 13th, 2008

Look Ma, no hands is such a commonly heard refrain in the neighborhoods throughout America, but as the saying goes, turnabout is fairplay.

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MILFVixen.com mothers show that they have a few fun tricks that they can pull for some riding stunts without using their hands too.

Wishes That Backfire Thru The Back Door

June 13th, 2008

This is one of those cases of being careful what you wish for because you just might get it.

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This guy asked for a chick who’s obsessed with anal sex and experimentation, and that is certainly what he got.

Black Bad Girls 16

June 12th, 2008

Whoa-oh black betty bam-be-dam…Indeed. Black Bad Girls 16 shows once again that when you’re looking for some of the sweetest slut action, and if you aren’t going milf or Brit then you gotta unwrap some of that sweet chocolate and savor it for all it’s worth. Even though these negress nymphos were a little under utilized, the full power of their sluttiness came across undiluted, primal and raw. I’ve sometimes wondered why people call black chicks ‘jungle bunnies’…Black Bad Girls 16 answers that question; they fuck like bunnies and are as wild as animals in the jungle.

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These dusky decadent slices of chocolatey goodness are freaking omnivorous as they eat up scene after scene making it obvious that they enjoy black meat, white meat, sausages, beef and tuna (as there is some pretty scorchingly hot slut on slut action as well) all with the same zest and zeal. You would think the scene with the two chicks swallowing cock in both their holes would be the hottest part of the movie but the final scene (even though the actor is old enough to be dead) has such pure magic coming from the slut in the scene that Willy Wonka should have this kind of chocolate kinetic energy working in his factory making adult chocolates.

Four cocks-up for the sheer sexuality of Black Bad Girls 16.

Copulation Compensation

June 12th, 2008

Tattooed chicks…the need for some sluts to get tattoos is akin to the markings of some animals and the colors that they display in order to get fucked…

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While this PinkandPerfect.com model may not have much up top (and I’m not talking her brains) she uses colors just like the wild animal she is to show prospective mates what a fun fuck she is.

The Bush

June 12th, 2008

This movie is proof positive that porn and politics should not be mixed even though they seem to have one thing in common…they both have a lot of dicks and a lot of people getting fucked. Story aside, this movie also sucked more than the IRS…the chicks were not hot enough, slutty enough and the sex was fairly standard with nothing to really spark it off.

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The best I can say about this movie is that perhaps the producers were trying to draw an esoteric parallel by showing that whether it’s in porn or in politics, people just don’t like Bush…frankly even with a handful of Viagra I don’t think even Georgie boy himself would like this Bush.

The casting call for this movie must have read ‘Wanted, the ugliest, small-titted most vanilla porn actresses we can find’ and this is one movie that unless you want to see for yourself that porn and politics definitely do not mix you should take a pass on.

Zero cocks-up and one big yawn for The Bush.

Lovin The Labia

June 12th, 2008

FuckHerRight.com knows that some chicks are made for fucking, just like Michael Jordan is made for basketball, Derek Jeter is made for baseball, and Whoopi Goldberg is made for inducing vomiting…

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The perfectly pink pussy on this babe is so open and inviting and those lush pussy lips are begging to unfold around a cock like a Venus Flytrap…this is a slut indeed made by God only for sex, and it’s a sin not to partake of what God gives you.